So I've been in labour since about 8:30 last night. The contractions have been steady (about 7-10 minutes apart) but the pain is getting worse. I find that getting up and walking around helps it go away quicker but meh, pain sucks lol. I can't actually go into the hospital until the contractions are 5 minutes apart, however the hospital is like half an hour away soo lets hope he doesnt pop out on the way!
He was due yesterday so I really just want this to be over with now. Wish me luck!

why do I love this song???



damn catchy 80s tunes >:(

This made me lol:


BWE Exclusive: Jared Fogle, The Pornography Guy
You’ve come to know and love him as Jared Fogle, the guy who lost over 200 pounds by eating nothing but Subway sandwiches alone. As a result, he went from being just plain ol’ “Jared” to the much more exciting “Jared Fogle, the Subway Guy.”

Well, it turns out in college, the All-American Jared was known for something entirely different. According to our source, while studying at Indiana University, Fogle ran a very successful pornography rental company out of his bedroom. His porn collection was vast and extensive, and Fogle took his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a dollar a day (cheap!), and people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless to say, Jared had enough porn to keep his customers happy.

As far as his incredible weight loss goes, it turns out it wasn’t as motivated as you would think. In fact, what got Jared hooked on Subway in the first place was laziness. The sandwich chain had opened a branch on the first floor of Jared’s dorm, and what with his busy porn company, Jared began eating the sandwiches out of extreme laziness. It was the closest fast food available! Just imagine how different our lives would be if an Arby’s had opened up there instead? We’d probably be watching Jared on some TLC special about how he hasn’t gotten out of bed for 6 years. Though, we imagine his right arm would still be in tip-top shape.

LOL alanis morissette singing my humps

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

i feel dense for asking this but whats a furry lol

LOL i found this while browsing SA forums:

http://www.bcm-law.com/Bio/MichaelBrandow.asp

"...because anyone who doesn't request a retake of this employee photo means loving BUSINESS."

We might have an apartment! The estate agent is supposed to let us know tomorrow :D :D

I'm so happy. :D :D :D :D :D

haha who remembers this?

Well hey there everyone! I thought I'd take this moment to make an actual update seeing as I haven't in so long :o
Whereeee to start? I'm still working the same job--co-op cashier!... it'll be a year in July but I'll have to go on maternity leave before then, although I haven't decided when to take it yet. Gary's still desperately trying to get a job as we need to move out of here by June. This is because Gary's nan is a gigantic cow shit. Let me tell you a story about her that will make you think 'is she for real??' (and sadly she is):
Yesterday she bought a copy of The Sun because it had a little blurb about Kylie Minogue and a picture and shes completely OBSESSED with kylie (no joke). She left the paper somewhere and her cat somehow got to it and *GASP* crinkled the paper a bit. For some reason it was my fault that the cat got to the paper even though I hadn't been home all day (wtf!!) Apparently she called Gary and asked him to buy her another one, but his phone died before he heard her finish the question, so he didnt actually know what she wanted. Now this was after 10:30pm, so he wouldnt have been able to buy one anyways, as we have to count and bag all the old papers to be picked up the next morning. Anyways, she started kicking off claiming gary DID hear her because he said "yeah" then hung up blahblahblah and garys like no i REALLY didnt hear you and shes like WELL MY PAPER IS RUINED YOU'LL HAVE TO GO BACK NOW AND BUY ME ONE!! and im like ERM the store is closed now? and shes like well you'll just have to get me it tomorrow!
*headdesk*
I called the store at 6am and asked if they could possibly set aside an old copy of the Sun before they were taken away, but I was too late. So when I went in later I asked a co-worker of mine if she had an old one at home. She didnt, but she is going up to see her dad tomorrow and is going to see if he's got one at his place. THIS IS ALOT OF FUCKING HASSLE for a fucking picture of Kylie Minogue y/n? Especially since theres NOTHING wrong with the damn picture she has. And all day long before I went to work his nan was like "DONT FORGET MY PAPER WILL YOU??!" I'd really like to toss her under a moving vehicle.
I asked Gary if his phone really cut off before he heard what his nan said and he was like "no I heard her I just ignored her because shes a moany old whinge bag LOL"! I heart him :D
So yes that was longer than I had intended lol! But surely from that story you can see what a ridiculous woman she is. And she is like this ALL THE TIME. Crazy!
In baby news, I had an ultrasound on Tuesday anddd it's a boy! I wasnt really bothered what sex it was, but garys really happy now lol! im nearly 22 weeks along and its due July 11th. I suffered super bad morning sickness for like 2 months straight though! Its terrible to be throwing up everyday and even now i still get a bit queasy and I gag extremely easy :| Hopefully in time it will subside tho lol.
Well thats about all I can think of for the moment. Wish us luck finding a place to live because we need it soon! I'll also make a picture post as soon as I can be bothered to buy batteries for my camera lol :D
Hope all of you are doing well :)

Cornwall needs a good Saskatchewan winter.

All I really want to do right now is run outside in my big heavy winter coat and long johns and jump into a snowbank face-first and lay in it. Then trod off to grandma's warm house to eat lots and lots of omgawesomelygood food that grandmas make then fall asleep in my big comfy bed. I want to go Christmas shopping in the freezing cold and snow and christmas lights downtown, and get a runny nose along the way with no kleenex to wipe it up. Maybe even have a glass of eggnog and a pizza pop.

There really is no place like home.

Two years ago....

How old were you?
18

Where did you go to school?
i was done school

Where did you work?
IGA

Where did you live?
Canora, SK

Where did you hang out?
in my basement >_>

How was your hair style?
really long, brown, curly

Who were your best friends?
Megan, Caleb and Kandice

Who was your regular-person crush?
didnt have one

How many tattoos did you have?
None

How many piercings did you have?
zip

What car did you drive?
whats one of those? i dont even have a bus pass

What was your worst fear?
hmmm not getting anywhere in life

Had you smoked a cigarette?
no

Had you been arrested?
nope im a good girl O;)

Had your heart broken?
no

Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter?
single

**HA HA HA!!! LETS SEE WHAT YOU ARE NOW !!!!!**

How old are you?
just gone 20 >:(

Where do you work?
co-op

Where do you go to school?
i dont

Where do you live?
england

Where do you hang out?
down the pub or at home

Do you wear glasses?
i did but i lost them

What is your hairstyle?
still brown and curly but not as long.. just past shoulders now -_-

Who are your best friends?
Kasy Emma and Megan (BFFs lol)

Still talk to any of your old friends?
only a few

Who is your current interest?
gary

How many piercings?
still none

How many tattoos?
still none

What is your biggest fear?
not being happy and dieing

Have you been arrested since if so how many times total?
LOL No

Has your heart been broken?
yes

Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter:
taken

From ohnotheydidnt

Below is a post written by Entertainment Lawyer, this is a real-life lawyer who blogs about his Hollywood encounters. Being that he has to keep certain things confidential, he never names the celeb(s) in question but drops interesting hints. His posts kind of read like blind items, only not as annoying as Ted Casablanca's. So far I've read about A-list actors who abuse their girlfriends (and the paps who have it all on film), former A-list TV heartthrobs who have fathered kids with 15-year-old girls, and washed-up actresses in dire need of rehab.

This tale is the juiciest one yet:

"Let me preface this post, by saying that if this story ever comes out, it would blow the music world up and shake it to its core..This would put the Milli Vanilli scandal and Ashlee Simpson SNL situation so far down the ladder it would be crazy..."

( Beyonce? Britney? )

Its a real life milli vanilli situation again with a female artist. the original singer was being paid off for continuing to do it. the fake singer has sold millions of cds and had hundreds of concerts worldwide."

Hellooooo! This is more for Ricky and Ryan, I dont know if youve heard, but Keith is supposed to be building a NEW store in that lot by Golden Jets.

I dont see the point.

Hi how are you? I'm pregnant.

How do I go about telling my mom :|

Does anyone else LOVE the Rocky Horror Picture Show? :D




Sweet Transvestite:



Tim Curry is hot.

Today I am 20. I feel sad and old now.
Gary is taking me somewhere but won't tell me anything about it o_O
*scared* :|